"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
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