oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
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