i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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