Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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