just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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