Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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