I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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