idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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