The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
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