so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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