So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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