I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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