drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Randomize
