so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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