I bet he comes in French.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Enjoy the penises
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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