I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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