I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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