What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Randomize
