Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
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