Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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