im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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