super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
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