Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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