i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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