aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Let's paint friendship bongs
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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