Whod you bang
so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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