i just wanna soil my oats bro
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Randomize
