Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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