Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
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