1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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