Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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