The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
They have beer where we have blood.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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