Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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