what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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