last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Never underestimate the power of titties
Randomize
