"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Houston, we have a blender
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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