Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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