3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
North Korea, Best Korea!
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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