Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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