Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
it hurts more in the daytime
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
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