Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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