Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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