Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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