I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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