Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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