I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Randomize
