it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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