Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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