Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
