I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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