My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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