It's Friday. Sex?
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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