i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Randomize
