I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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