where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
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