I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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