Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
