You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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