I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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