I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
i think i just lost a toe
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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