How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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